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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:25
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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